On the brighter side of the news, a student at lunch points to a fat classmate and makes a big belly gesture. I say “big” he says “yes teacher, big”. Now understanding the concept he then says “Justin stomach big, Johnson small.” I thought he can’t possibly mean what I think he means. Sure enough this little Korean kid at lunch mind you, still says “fat kid has small Johnson” while pointing to his crotch. He then points to his rival and says “Charlie has BIG Johnson, Justin has small Johnson.” I could get mad but it is a full sentence and in the fourth grade no less. I know kids in the USA that can’t say full sentences. Needless to say you are never bored listening to children.
P.S. For some reason after the kid said his classmates has a big Johnson they go back and forth saying no you do, no you do. While the big jolly kid ignored the small penis cracks. I’m not understanding that logic.