!?;^,._-;?,-!– Korean bus driver yelling at me. Homie i dont understand you.
When you are making an important life decision, make sure it’s without...– Chuck Noll
How to wash your clothes in Korea, very important.... →
Chris– I got to bounce like titties.
Random brunch audio
I miss you and everything about you. Whenever I was lost without direction you would guide me to where I needed to be. You didnt struggle with problems or freeze up on me whenever I asked you to do many things. Your small petite size didnt accurately describe how wise beyond your years you were or how powerful you were. Whenever I was down you lifted me up with a joke or a game to lighten the...
Too much fun….
Angry birds space
For a franchise that was getting old. Angry Birds Space shows why this is a billion dollar app. The developers have the extra mile in forcing you to use your brain to change feel, pulse and rhythm of the game. I would go as far to say this overall renovation of the franchise completely tests you in a new way without damaging the brand with too much tinkering. You’ll love it after the first...
Not a good start
Had trouble getting out of bed even though I slept my usual 8 hrs. Ran to the bus stop and waited. Waited some more finally it came and was packed so tightly I would have to have hung outside the bus to board it. Didnt realize that I probably could have boarded the back but the way the bus shoots out ive might have been dragged to my early demise. So i waited minute after minute hoping the next...
UPDATE 2-Apple iPad heat reports swirl, probe... →
North Korea’s secret regime succeeds in implanting microchip into all new Ipads causing them to overheat. This may not seem like much but some have suggested this is all part of their master plan to ensure Charlie Sheen, Kim Kardashian, Tiger Woods and Paris Hilton laps are so overheated they will not be able to produce any more offspring to corrupt their youth.
Scientists have now directly correlated that eating Kimchi at lunch makes you thinner, healther and smarter. President Obama has instructed all schools to make serving Kimchi at all school lunches mandatory by noon tomorrow across the United States. Mitt Romney and Rick Santorium ripped the President for turning the country into a healthier smarter nation. Romney was quoted in the Oregonian as...
Canadians flocking to U.S. airports in search of... →
Mexicans sneak into the border to find a job; congressional hearings. Canadians sneak into the border to steal cheaper airfare, USA boasts. Which one is worst, news at eleven.
안 녕 하 서ㅣ 요 이 하ㅣ 되 서ㅣ 요
Obama to visit DMZ, raise pressure on North Korea →
President Obama has responded to all my letters and will in fact meet me on my turf in South Korea. Threats of sanctions against the USA bed pan market have rattled the President and his advisors to fly to Seoul for a meeting with me and my staff. All be warned I will not be ignored.
I am now loard (sic) of all Media. →
Just entered two vastly different screenwriting contest. One is 100 pages in 30 days. Not easy by a sight. To write a good polished script takes me a 120 days give or take for a script of that length. Secondly I am in a foreign country so it’ll be hard to keep focused. Writing three pages a day will not be easy but i’m sure I will accomplish my goal(s). Second contest is my yearly...
Well: How Long Does It Take to Recover From a... →
There’s not much rigorous research on recovery after strenuous exercise, and this aspect of competition is rife with unsubstantiated dogma.
So I never thought it would come to this but yes I stayed at a love motel but I wasnt alone. I cant believe I did it I spent the night with Ivan and Mina. It was funny bc everyone slept with their clothes on and when it got cold we slept with our coats on. Everyone was paranoid and didnt want to touch anything. Military people were walking out with hookers this was not a place where would want to...
You didnt squeeze out the toothpaste before you used it? Someone couldve stuck...– MJinx
Everyday Im shuffling
Omg lmfao is like Michael Jackson in the 80s out here. Watching all the Koreans shuffle in Seoul is funny as hell.